We don't drink soda. It's not that we are anti-soda, it's just that no one in our family particularly likes it. As a result, we don't keep it around and we really don't talk about it.
Yesterday afternoon, when I arrived to pick Camille up from school, she was busy helping one of the teachers set up the tables for a teachers meeting. As she finished her task, she noticed another teacher in the room was unpacking cans of soda and setting them on the table. Camille went over to the teacher and asked, "Can I help you with the beer?" I immediately took Camille's hand, smiled and said "Good bye!" and hurried out of the school. What else could I say?